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The Rest of the Flat Tire Story

My co-workers always said if I had a flat tire I would get two stories out of it somehow.

Tom Bechman 1, Editor, Indiana Prairie Farm

May 2, 2013

2 Min Read

My co-workers always joke that I can get two stories out of one – and I guess they are right! Thursday, I wrote about my ordeal with a flat tire and a tarp strap. Today, you'll find out how I got out of that mess!

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After my fix-a-flat failed, I managed to make it to the back driveway of an elementary school in a suburban neighborhood. I parked up against the padlocked gates. It was only three days after the tragic Boston bombings. I thought to myself someone would probably mistake me for a terrorist. Three people stopped to put recyclables in the community recyclable bin close to where I parked. Each one offered to help. The cops never showed up, so I guess they didn't think I was a terrorist!

I wasn't very good at changing the tire, however. The first task was to find the jack. I did that. Then where the heck was the tire? What happened to the days when the tire was in the wheel well under a floor mat? No, mine was fastened under the car. And it wasn't just fastened, it was attached with some sort of elaborate tethering system. I threw up the white flag and went for the operator's manual.

As it turns out, you're supposed to stick the narrow end of the tire tool in a hole in the bumper and turn it so the tether lets the tire down. I'm still not sure if this is one of Ford's better ideas.

What hole? I didn't see a hole in the bumper. Ah! It was a tiny rectangular opening above the actual bumper, just below the rubber gasket for the tailgate on my SUV. I stuck the end in and turned – the tire came down.

Then I had to figure out where to put the jack. That sent me to the manual three times. Fortunately the lug nuts broke loose. The last time I had a flat, years ago, my cousin had got slap happy with the torque wrench when he put them on, and I had to call a wrecker, and he had to get special tools to get them off.

Eventually, I got it changed. And they were even able to patch the tire. My lucky day!

About the Author(s)

Tom Bechman 1

Editor, Indiana Prairie Farm

Tom Bechman is an important cog in the Farm Progress machinery. In addition to serving as editor of Indiana Prairie Farmer, Tom is nationally known for his coverage of Midwest agronomy, conservation, no-till farming, farm management, farm safety, high-tech farming and personal property tax relief. His byline appears monthly in many of the 18 state and regional farm magazines published by Farm Progress.

"I consider it my responsibility and opportunity as a farm magazine editor to supply useful information that will help today's farm families survive and thrive," the veteran editor says.

Tom graduated from Whiteland (Ind.) High School, earned his B.S. in animal science and agricultural education from Purdue University in 1975 and an M.S. in dairy nutrition two years later. He first joined the magazine as a field editor in 1981 after four years as a vocational agriculture teacher.

Tom enjoys interacting with farm families, university specialists and industry leaders, gathering and sifting through loads of information available in agriculture today. "Whenever I find a new idea or a new thought that could either improve someone's life or their income, I consider it a personal challenge to discover how to present it in the most useful form, " he says.

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