Farm Progress

Know your neighbors

Life is Simple: A simple — or not so simple — possible practical joke reveals yet another reason to know your neighbors really well.

Jerry Crownover

January 5, 2017

3 Min Read

I live in a community full of pranksters and practical jokers. It can lead to a lot of hilarious moments, but it can also, as often as not, bring about confusion and turmoil.

On one occasion of my 27 years of living at this address, I opened my mailbox to discover one-half of a polka-dot bikini. It did not belong to my wife, but it did cause her to have a number of questions for me. In another instance of mailbox trickery, my wife retrieved the mail only to find a long, slender, baked sweet potato that was wrapped in clear cellophane. Do you know what a baked sweet potato resembles? She wouldn’t touch it.

Neither I, nor any of my neighbors, ever truly know how much rain we’ve gotten, because everyone knows where everyone else’s rain gauge is located, and water is usually added or poured out by the time the owner gets a chance to look.

Whenever anyone gets a new vehicle, someone is likely to add fuel to the tank for a few weeks until the new owner starts bragging about the great mileage he's getting, only to have the same person siphon out gas for the next few weeks, causing great consternation — and maybe even a trip back to the dealership to have the engine checked out.

Of course, there are always the Father’s Day cards (with no return address but locally postmarked) saying, “Hi, Dad. Sure would like to have been part of your life.” Or a nice, official-looking, computer-generated envelope that certainly looks like it is from the county department of health, except that it is stamped with “STD test results” in big red letters across the front. Now I know why the mail delivery lady looks at me a little strangely.

All of the aforementioned stories are presented so you can understand my confusion last week when I entered my bull pasture to deliver a fresh, new round bale of alfalfa hay. As I neared the feeder to dump the bale from the front-end loader of my tractor — there was no feeder there! I was in a bit of a dither as I started looking around for the missing bale ring. It was there yesterday, so where could it be?

The field is only a few acres in size, is entirely open and is right next to a county road. After driving the tractor around the field's perimeter, I finally discovered the bale ring at the bottom of the hill, sitting perfectly in the dry bed of a small creek that runs through the edge of the pasture. It was underneath an overhanging tree, completely intact and unbent.

A normal, logical person could only assume the bulls had become bored and started butting and playing with the bale ring until they had it up on its side, and then nudged it down the hill, until it landed at the bottom of the slope, in the center of the dry creek bed, underneath the old tree. But a normal person doesn’t live in this community, surrounded by these neighbors.

Crownover writes from Missouri.

 

About the Author

Jerry Crownover

Jerry Crownover wrote a bimonthly column dealing with agriculture and life that appeared in many magazines and newspapers throughout the Midwest, including Wisconsin Agriculturist. He retired from writing in 2024 and now tells his stories via video on the Crown Cattle Company YouTube channel.

Crownover was raised on a diversified livestock farm deep in the heart of the Missouri Ozarks. For the first few years of his life, he did without the luxuries of electricity or running water, and received his early education in one of the many one-room schoolhouses of that time. After graduation from Gainesville High School, he enrolled at the University of Missouri in the College of Agriculture, where he received a bachelor's degree in 1974 and a master's of education degree in 1977.

After teaching high school vocational agriculture for five years, Crownoever enrolled at Mississippi State University, where he received a doctorate in agricultural and Extension education. He then served as a professor of ag education at Missouri State University for 17 years. In 1997, Crownover resigned his position at MSU to do what he originally intended to after he got out of high school: raise cattle.

He now works and lives on a beef cattle ranch in Lawrence County, Mo., with his wife, Judy. He has appeared many times on public television as an original Ozarks Storyteller, and travels throughout the U.S. presenting both humorous and motivational talks to farm and youth groups.

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