You drive for three hours and the scenery doesn’t change, and neither does the weather.

While driving all you see is corn and more corn.

Walking through Walmart with two carts full of kids is normal, and everyone is wearing their pajamas.

Anyone with a tan is rich, except farmers.

The hip hangout place is McDonald’s or any parking lot.

A restaurant has an invisible wall for the nonsmoking section, and you believe it works. You want the restaurant to add a working invisible wall for your children.

Speeding consists of 2 miles over the speed limit. Ask Terry Hayhurst.

You think you don’t have to use a turn signal on your car because you don’t use it on your tractor. Wait, do tractors even have one?

You “warsh” your clothes, and you think George Warshington was the first president. He wasn’t?

You have no problem spelling or pronouncing “Terre Haute.” Can you find it on the map?

Detasseling corn was your first job and baling hay your second. I’m sure emptying lagoons was your third.

You can say things like “catawampus” and “kitty-corner,” or just tell people to buzz off.

High school basketball games draw bigger crowds on weekend nights than movie theaters.

The vehicle of choice in your area is not a car but a pickup. But even more important, what kind of pickup?

You know what FFA and 4-H stand for. But can you say from memory their respective pledges?

The last “g” is silent in any word ending in “-ing.” I’m fixin’ to drive the balin’ tractor.

You think the state Bird is Larry. He must be from Terre Haute.