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Pioneer Village plaques offer humor, wisdom

Hayhurst’s Hayloft: A stroll through the Indiana State Fair’s Pioneer Village reveals decades of advice and one-liners.

Susan Hayhurst

August 30, 2024

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A welcome sign for the Pioneer Farm and Home Show
DON’T FORGET: Although the Indiana State Fair has wrapped up for this year, be sure to add Pioneer Village to your list of sites to visit at the fair next year. Stroll through the main building to browse the plaques that dot the walls, full of one-liners and wisdom.Tom J. Bechman

There’s no better place to get sage and entertaining words of wisdom than in Pioneer Village at the great Indiana State Fair. I’ve read those plaques and whimsically framed adages since I was a child. Let’s revisit some of our favorites:

Hung over the Village’s homey kitchen: Tramp Starr, a famous Indian poet, once said, “The farm kitchen is ‘a homely place of spicy smell, of easy chairs and drowsy heat; a place where human beings dwell in coatless ease and slippered feet.’” 

Will Rogers was always good with a one-liner: “Get someone else to blow your horn and sound will carry twice as far.”

The Oak Ridge Boys pull your heart strings with, “Did you ever stop to think or wonder why the nearest thing to heaven is a child?”

In 1896, William Jennings Bryan foresaw a scary future: “Destroy our cities and they will spring up again as if by magic. Destroy our farms and grass will grow up in the streets of every city in the nation.”

John Baptiste Colbert brings us humor with, “The art of taxation consists in so plucking the goose as to obtain the largest possible amount of feathers with the smallest amount of hissing.”

Do you have a sluggard on the farm? Edgar Watson Howe advised, “Even if a farmer intends to loaf, he gets up in time to get an early start.”

Think on this from Woodrow Wilson: “A man’s rootage is more important than his leafage.”

This observation by Sam Rayburn is relevant today: “The greatest domestic problem facing our country is saving our soil and water. Our soil belongs to unborn generations.”

Leave it to Mark Twain to say it well during a political season with: “Why pay money to have your family tree traced? Go into politics, and your opponents will do it for you.”

About the Author

Susan Hayhurst

Susan Hayhurst writes from the farm near Terre Haute, Ind. Hayhurst Farms is a fourth-generation operation raising Polled Hereford cattle, corn and soybeans.

Hayhurst has written for numerous newspapers and agricultural magazines. She coauthored the book “Growing the Fruit of the Spirit: 100 Devotions for Farm Families” with Beth Gormong.

Raised as a city girl, Hayhurst says her life changed overnight when she married her farmer-husband, Terry. They have two adult daughters, Lillian and Hayley; a son-in-law, Kegan; and two granddaughters, Kaelynn and Amelia. Learn more at susanhayhurst.com.

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