In an age of social media and well-conceived status updates and our ability to feel bad about ourselves based on that enemy of comparison, my favorite new phrase is that you should never compare your background footage to someone else's highlight reel. With that in mind, here's my background footage. And you can bet there's more where that came from.
1. My greatest fear is doing something completely ridiculous and plugging the grain leg and every fall my prayer is this: please don't let me be the one to plug the grain leg. Because even though I've written countless stories about grain systems, I don't really have a working knowledge of how it operates. Basics? Yes. Ability to still screw it up? Definitely.
2. I've never learned to disk. Or cultivate. Or whatever you want to call it. My mother told me not to learn, unless I wanted to wind up doing it for the rest of my life. I listened.
3. I constantly vacillate between letting my children do things on the farm and worrying we're letting them do too much and they will get hurt. Like riding four-wheelers. Or operating lawn mowers. And then what will the farm safety people say?
4. I don't know where some of our back pastures are. This bothers me because at one point, I understood the intricacies of my father's entire electric fence system, which is really saying something. Also, back then I could have told you the entire blood line of any cow in my dad's herd, back a couple generations on both sides. Now, I can barely remember which bull my kids' steers are out of. My only defense is that three kids, a husband, a job and information like the Louisiana Purchase was made in 1803 now take up valuable real estate in my mind. There's just not much left for bulls.
5. It takes a lot of effort to make a dinner in the field happen. I have to psyche myself up for it. And plan ahead. And hope for the best. And not let my anal retentive nature get the best of me because before it's over, my kids will probably end up eating some dirt and they'll all need a bath when we get home. Which means, after the crazy of the food delivery, I still have to get through the bath and bedtime routine because SCHOOL tomorrow. And clean everything up. It's not all glowing, sunlit Instagram photos, people.
Five Things: The Series
- Day 1: Five Things About Five Things
- Day 2: Five Things I Loved About Growing Up on a Farm
- Day 3: Five Things Our Farm Boy Said